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If the Fed created a single coin worth one trillion dollars to help the federal government bypass the debt ceiling and continue spending what should be on the coin?

Whose likeness?
What pictures?
What motto?

What should grace such a magical coin?
Post your answer below.

Morning Commentary

E Pluribus Unum

By Charles Payne, CEO & Principal Analyst
1/4/2013 7:49 AM

Part of the Caroline chain of islands Yap was first a colony of Spain before Germany took control. The island had many unique qualities, including its people, dress, caste system, and money. In fact, to this day Yap (now part of federation of Micronesian countries) is probably best known for their currency and scuba diving.

The good folks of Yap use stones ranging in size, up to 12 feet in diameter as money. These circular slates were brought in from surrounding islands, often on makeshift rafts and small boats.

Legend has it, 500 years ago after getting lost at sea a group of fisherman from Yap washed up on the island of Palau where they found themselves on the beach staring at giant slabs of shimmering limestone.  They chipped off pieces in the shape of whales and returned home.   Sparked by high demand the fishermen made more trips, got better at mining the stones and even figured out putting a hole in the center would make them easier to transport.

There was a period when an enterprising Irishman mined Palau and flooded the market but his coins (around 6,800 of them are currently in existence) are worth much less than older coins mined the old-fashioned way. The stone coins called Rai often aren't even moved as some are so large it takes up to 24 men to get them off the ground. In fact the honor system is such that once a giant coin sank to the bottom of the ocean in-transit but is still considered in the possession of its owner.

Other forms of day to day currency include:

Turmeric
Mortars & Pestles
Small twine of Pearl Shells
Longer twine of Pearl Shells (botha-ayar)
Large Single Pearl Shell (Yar-nu-berchrek)
Banana Fiber Mat (Umbul) note the art of creating these lost years ago so rarely exchanged
Large Red Shell (Thauei)
Typically economic activity between natives and traders was done with ripe coconuts. In the book The Island of Stone Money it was said the price of a large pilot biscuit was three coconuts, while a stick of tobacco with a box of Japanese safety matches set a native back six coconuts.

Island of Nuts

I bring up the island of Yap because somewhere near there must be an island of nuts (not the kind that grow on trees) where a new leader has emerged. Rep Jerrold Nadler has suggested the Federal Reserve be compelled to create a platinum coin valued at $1,000,000,000,000 and hand it over to Treasury.

Citing the fact the Fed can coin money as long as it's not gold or silver, the coin would give the federal government enough money to spend to its heart's content. Since it would be given to Treasury there would be no debt involved, making the debt ceiling debate moot.

He's also suggested the White House use the Fourteenth Amendment which says the public debt "shall not be questioned."

As ludicrous as the coin idea is, the fact is we aren't that far from such an arrangement already. Right now the Fed prints money from a magic machine and mystical rights and hands it over to the Treasury in return for bonds (IOUs). These bonds pay interest to the Fed which takes them in as profits and hands them back to Treasury. This merry-go-round keeps going on forever- or could it? Currently the Fed's balance sheet is so stretched several laws of economics have been challenged. There is no way this can continue.

In many ways we should thank Rep Nadler; he only expressed a kind of nutty idea about endless printing and the removal of laws (which includes ditching the Constitution) both man-made and based in nature. One thing is for sure, there are going to be more money grabs, more spending and more lunacy all in the name of a giant government and the old notion of socialistic utopia. We keep hearing how we're all in this together, but we are more like one big sinking ship with just one small emergency boat left to save everyone; this takes on a different meaning.


Comments
Obama, of course. The most inflated ego w/ only the title to back it up. Huge debt creator, huge coin, huge ego.
Put the White House on tail's side shown circling a whirlpool.... That was easy...next question?

steve gowdy on 1/4/2013 9:01:39 AM
Nadler is entertaining but scary at the same time, he thinks he's an intellectual! - I am amazed he gets his trousers on correctly since I emagine his head is in the way.

gatlin on 1/4/2013 9:02:26 AM
I read the question question first, and I thought of Mr. Ponzi on the front, a pyramid on the back and the motto E Pluribus Trillium. After reading your write-up on Nadler (Did you make this guy up? It sounds like something Barney Frank or Nancy Pelosi would suggest), I change my answer to:
front: Alfred E. Newman
motto: What, me worry?
back: 2 dice showing 7 the hard way (3 1/2 spots and 3 1/2 spots)

Sheri on 1/4/2013 9:58:13 AM
CAll it the "Buffoon"
Three images -
Center - Barry O. and on his left shoulder Timmy G. and right shoulder, Bernanke.

Three folks who rightly should be immortalized this way!!

Bill Altermatt on 1/4/2013 10:00:29 AM
If the Fed actually created such a coin, Bernecke would want his mug on it, but His Royal Highness King Obama would have none of that. When do you think he'll start his campaign for a third term?

Maurie Daigneau on 1/4/2013 10:01:22 AM
Charles E Newman, of course

and motto

"What we worry?

www.citizenkehoe.com

kevin kehoe on 1/4/2013 10:08:16 AM
Alfred E. Newman should be on the coin.
P.S. I liked you on Bill Handels success from scratch yesterday.

David Sandoval on 1/4/2013 10:23:24 AM
Heads: OBAMA
Tails: Spotted Owl and Darter Snail

Wayne Rendely on 1/4/2013 10:27:22 AM
big screw on one side of the coin and dodo bird on the other

ken vincent on 1/4/2013 10:28:49 AM
$1 trillion dollar coin would have likeness of Alfred E. Neuman and motto or "What, me worry?"

Tim Tougas on 1/4/2013 10:54:23 AM
A picture of a bottomless pit on one side and a polish pistol on the other. I will email you a picture of the pistol.

Z on 1/4/2013 10:55:51 AM
A picture of Daffy Duck saying "Mine all Mine"

Norma Varela on 1/4/2013 11:29:22 AM
Likeness: Karl Marx and Stalin
Marx: the architect of socialism
Stalin: the implementor who showed us that socialism soon requires fascism to continue.

Picture: choose among 3:
1. Custer @ Little Big Horn (America's archetype of an arrogant fool).
2. The Titanic going vertical and breaking in half (the result of speeding forward when blind)
3. The Yamato's last mission (going big on a premise that cannot succeed and will go down with all hands aboard).

Motto: "In Fools We Trust" (or was that one already taken by the DNC?)


Bob G on 1/4/2013 12:46:30 PM
don't know Charles
this is getting very scary!!!!!

lou on 1/4/2013 1:16:27 PM
Whose likeness? Satan
What pictures? His^^ with pitchfork
What motto? Trust No One

Sam Dilworth on 1/4/2013 1:19:12 PM
Picture of Robin Hood (but title it Obama Hood).

Motto...He steals from the evil rich and later the evil hard working middle class taxpayers and gives to the poor.






Dennis D Morrison on 1/4/2013 1:39:17 PM
I think it should have a big walnut on one side and Obama's pic on the other side. It should say "In Obama we trust." On the other side it can say Blame the Rich.

Fran Touchette on 1/4/2013 3:13:21 PM
Mine would be a bronze coin, about three inches in diameter, thicker than a quarter with
likeness: Don Quixote flailing at windmills
picture: ostrich burying its head in the sand
motto: Nec pluribus impar

Patricia Flynn on 1/4/2013 3:37:59 PM
An eagle with IN GOD WE TRUST on 1 side and the Constitution on the other

Rowland Neil on 1/5/2013 4:30:06 PM
If the goverment makes another mistake like they did with the Susan B. Anthony dollar it could cost 4 trillion dollars for a can of coke in a vending machine, talk about inflation

karl schilling on 1/5/2013 6:22:06 PM
likeness Alfred E. Newman
Motto: what me worry?
material, toilet paper so we could keep our butts from itching when we fill our pants when we realize the true extent of our fiscal problems

David Huber on 1/6/2013 7:57:11 AM
Likeness: Jackass
Picture: Obama "O"
Motto: "In Gov We Trust"

Cliff Raymond on 1/6/2013 7:50:42 PM
 

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